Sunday, December 19, 2021
Our Covid Adventure
Wednesday, December 8, 2021
The Full Grocery Story
I alluded to a pretty substantial grocery adventure in a previous post. My friend Kim, who got the whole story over our office chat, encouraged me to share the full account. I wasn't sure and then reread what I wrote her. It is beyond funny and ridiculous. So here you go ... hope it gives you a giggle for the day!
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Saturday afternoon, the kids and I were going hiking after all the hockey. But they wanted a snack first, which was fine. I put in my grocery order and set it for delivery between 6-8pm that night. Went and did our hike. Got home. Started dinner.
Sat down for dinner around 5:30 and get a notification that they have started to shop. Cool. Bring my phone to the table because there are always substitutions. Get nothing and about 20 minutes later, get a notification that it's shopped. Weird, because it's a week's worth of groceries and I'm surprised they could do it that quickly with no substitutions. I look up the receipt and am pleasantly surprised. No subs. No adjustments. My spidey sense should have kicked in, but it didn't.
The app said the delivery would be here by 6:25. The kids bop over to the living room to do their Legos and I clean up dinner while waiting. I'm eventually surprised it's not here yet, but it's also not 6:25. It's just usually faster.
About 6:22, get a note: Please rate your order.
Um. What order? Go look out on the front step. Nope. By the garage. Nope. Look up the order on my phone and says it was delivered at 6:02.
Send the kids out to find it while making sure I didn't somehow send it to the old house. Also look at the receipt and think "WHY is it so expensive?" and see a $75 charge for a "special request."
Kids come in. "No groceries anywhere, mom." At this point, I'm fairly certain no groceries have been shopped and we've been scammed.
I hop on my app and report that nothing showed up. Get in a chat and the person is super helpful. They immediately reverse the $75 charge and re-submit the order for delivery, telling me it will be to our house by 8:30. Not ideal, but fine.
Twenty minutes later, I get a note because it's been delayed until 9:45pm. At this point, I reschedule to Sunday because I don't want groceries coming at 10pm.
The reschedule never updates on my screen - but no shopping is started. When I hit reschedule, it shows me the Sunday morning time that I selected.
At this point, I give it to Jesus and go to bed.
Get up on Sunday and open the app. Says "delivery today" but the 8-10am delivery that I had selected is not selected and is no longer a choice. All the options remaining are in the afternoon or during the 4 hours of hockey practice.
I choose the "fast and flexible" option and tell F that if groceries come, do NOT answer door. Wait until the car leaves. Bring the bags in and please put the milk in the fridge.
Shortly thereafter, someone starts shopping. She makes substitutions and sends me photos of options via chat. I feel reasonably convinced that maybe groceries are actually being purchased.
She checks out about 5 minutes before I need to leave to bring Q to the rink. So I convince an unhappy Quinn to get dressed at home while we wait for the groceries. I get them inside and put the fridge things in the fridge and the freezer stuff in the freezer. Leave the rest on the counters while telling F to feed D before I need to pick him up for practice and there is food in the bags and dig for stuff and good luck.
Q and I get to the rink about 7 minutes before practice, but she only has to put her skates and helmet on so we are good. Uncle Brad is in the lobby, so I make him tie her skates (she hates how I tie them). We head to the locker room to drop her bag and are somehow not late.
Until we meet Coach Erik, who convinces (not hard) Q to play goalie. So now she has to take off most of her gear to put all the goalie gear on. She is annoyed with me because I didn't bring her gear so she has to use the association stuff and the gloves smell and she doesn't like that stick.
All of this happened by 10:45 am. But - I feel like the moral of the story is GROCERIES DID COME!