Quinn's birthday was just a few days after I got back from my work trip to Colorado. And it was on a weekend. We tossed around the idea of going up to GR for a long weekend, but between just getting home, the hockey schedule, and other life events, it was just too much. But we wanted to do
something that weekend ...
Thus a trip to Taylors Falls was born. Taylors Falls is about a 90 minute drive from home - and contains the location of some of my very favorite childhood memories. Wild Mountain waterslide park! We rented a little house in the woods on the Wisconsin side of the river and it was great. There was lots of woods to explore, an outside zipline, an inside "ninja warrior" room, and enough beds for everyone! The only downfall of the house was that we hardly spent any time there! We barely explored the trails in the woods or used the amazing firepit and patio. But we had things to do!
We left later in the afternoon on Friday than planned, so navigated our way north along with the weekend traffic. It wasn't too bad and Mike was able to take some back roads to avoid a lot of the congestion. We got to our rental, unloaded the car, and threw burgers on the grill for dinner. Then there was playing and exploring, a few minutes around the fire, and it was off to bed.
Saturday morning, we were on the road to get to the waterpark just after they opened at 11am. Mike had pre-purchased passes, so it was pretty easy checking in. We got our wristbands, randomly ran into a couple hockey families from S-town, and grabbed a table to put sunscreen on. Then we wandered over to the lazy river to see if there were any lockers and to take a tube ride. As we walked into the lazy river, two things happened at once. 1) Mike realized he had forgotten his smart watch back at the table where we sunscreened and 2) the kids spotted our old neighbors and still friends, the Eleos, floating around in the lazy river. So the kids and I grabbed tubes to float with them while Mike went on a rescue mission for his watch. It was super fun to see them - and we loved connecting with them occasionally throughout the day.
I'm not going to sugarcoat it. After that auspicious beginning, the next bit of the day was quite rocky. We headed to my very favorite ride, which is a tube ride with chutes that connect several pools. Quinn and Declan loved it. Fiona
hated it. She ended up going backwards down a couple chutes and that set us back dramatically in the bravery department. We took a break after that ride to eat our picnic lunch ... which was a complete disaster for Fiona. I have no idea how - but she ended up covered with chiggers (or some other tiny bug). They were in the fabric of her swimsuit and
all over her - biting her everywhere.
Thankfully I had brought an extra suit for her, so she and I headed to a changing room, got her rinsed and changed, and got a bit of food into her. Then we went back to the waterslides, but F was adamant she would not go on them. Mike took Q and D (who loved everything about the rides), while I tried to reason with Fiona. Eventually I talked her into going down with me. Holy crap did we go down fast! It was far more terrifying to go down together than if she would have gone alone, but nonetheless, she was on a slide. It was just the needed reset for our day! From that point on, we had tons of fun together!
Eventually Fiona got comfortable enough to go down solo and enjoyed it very much. We did some sliding together and Mike and I also often split up to keep up with the preferences of the group. D, Q, and I had the most fun ride down F's hated tube one and could not stop giggling the whole time. Meanwhile, Fiona and Mike were enjoying the waterslides and lack of line (I think everyone was in line for the ride my team wanted!).
[Of note: while Fiona and I were standing at the bottom of the waterslides, working up the courage to participate, a teenage boy got out of the Black Hole ride looking very confused. He walked over to the lifeguard table, set a smart watch on top of it, and walked away shrugging. I looked down, nudged Fiona, and asked "Is that Daddy's watch?" Yep. Sure was. Best we can figure, it fell off when he went down the ride and the teenager ran into it somehow. Since that was the second time M tried to lose his watch that day, we decided to lock it in our bag for the remainder of our time at the park.]
We had the full park pass, so we also took advantage of the alpine slide (Fiona loved this. Quinn hated it ... Auntie Emmy, please come with us next time. We need man-to-man coverage! But mostly, I need someone to help me carry two sleds because So Heavy!). Fiona was tall enough to drive her own sled and really started to get the hang of it by the end. Quinn, Mike, and Dec did the high jump onto a giant pillow while Fiona and I kept our feet firmly on the ground, thankyouverymuch. Well, Dec did the medium jump. Quinn did the high jump. And impressed many a stranger with her form and her bravery. We know, because F, D, and I watched her from the alpine slide line.
We ended our day with go-karts and I impressed Dec (my partner) with my "racing" ability. It helps that I have muscle memory of that track from driving it so many times as a teenager. Fiona was supposed to drive her own car, but she couldn't reach the brakes. That felt important. So Mike drove with Q and then was able to jump back into the front of the line for the next race with F.
The park closed at 6:00 and we were walking across the parking lot to our car at 6:07pm. Despite a shaky middle, we'd say we got our money's worth. And the kids had a blast. Next time will be even more fun because they will know what to expect!
Vacation mom showed up big time and suggested stopping at the cute local ice cream shop on the way back to our cabin. For Ice Cream Before Dinner. Seriously - this is why people love Vacation Mom. Turns out, they closed at 6pm. So we grabbed gas station ice cream and sat on a park bench to eat it. Then we got to the cabin, made dinner, and started eating at 8pm. Everyone thought we were Auntie (who the kids tease all the time about eating late at night!). After dinner, I ran everyone through the shower and it was off to bed.
After 7 straight hours in the sun and thousands of steps walked (counted by my watch, which I lost zero times at the water park), we all slept very well that night!