Fiona is teaching us a few new eating skills and table manners. Move over, Heloise - there is a new queen of etiquette in town!
- If you don't like it, throw it on the floor. Yogi will take care of it for you!
- If you do like it, rub it in your hair. Then you smell like it all day ... unless your parents take a wash cloth to your head!
- Choking is NOT an excuse to stop eating. Just shove more food in there ... eventually the choking will stop. Mom and Dad's theory of "don't put seven green beans in your mouth at one time" is totally bogus.
- When you are done with your sippy cup, do not let it take up valuable space on your tray. Give it a toss - someone will catch it!
- Use the sounds "ah dah" very carefully. Mom and Dad will interpret this as "all done" and WILL take your food away.
- If they miss the "ah dah" signal, throw everything left on your tray on the floor. They'll get the message.
2 comments:
Fi and my 3 (or 4) must've taken the same etiquette class! Today they were perfuming themselves in peanut butter. Lucky for them it's a little more difficult to clean out of hair! This was a hilarious post!
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Tawnda
Reading your posts is almost as much fun as seeing the new pictures. I think Daddy taught Fi those rules, they sound very familiar!
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