You Know You're a Parent When ...

• You are shocked that people leave the house after 8:00 pm
• You want to disable your doorbell because you swear it only rings when short people are [or should be] sleeping
• You are packing your lunch for work, step over a Minnie Mouse purse on the floor, and think “oh, that’s where the Minnie Mouse purse is” – but have no intention of picking it up
• You see a bottle of pee sitting by the sink and think “I hope Mike remembers to deal with the cath stuff before he goes to work” [that one could be just us!]
• Organization in your house is dictated by diaper storage needs [x3. Dear heavens!]
• You spend most of your existence with a stubbed toe from tiny shoes, rogue legos, and baby dolls [that may just be Mike. I have no idea where Fiona’s inability to watch her own feet comes from]
• Morning and bedtime snuggles are the greatest part of every day – regardless of what happens in between them